The "Lowest FX Rate Guaranteed" Promise
At Swipey, we’re all about keeping your wallet as plump as a Thanksgiving turkey. That’s why we are tickled pink to offer you our insanely competitive "Lowest FX Rate Guaranteed" campaign. Want in? Here's the nitty-gritty:
What Does 'Lowest Effective FX Rate' Even Mean?
Glad you asked! We define the Lowest Effective FX Rate as an outlandish combination of:
- The magical FX rate itself
- Any sneaky fees that try to hitch a ride when performing cross-border payments
Yes, it’s everything including the kitchen sink.
Comparison Shenanigans
We'll lock horns on FX rates with any B2B or B2C remittance heavyweights – think traditional 'big guys', not those sly foxes over at WISE (sorry WISE, we love you, but you're playing a different sport). Our playground is for the big kids; B2B and B2C players only!
Why? Because...
- It's like comparing 🍎 (that's us) with 🍊 (that's them), and let's be honest, oranges are just tangy apples.
- We deal with more red tape than a gift-wrapping elf in December.
Found a Better Rate? Prove It!
Spot a lower price tag on that FX rate aisle? Here’s how you wave it in our face:
- Hop onto the ➡️ claim form ⬅️ (we promise, no trolls underneath).
- Provide proof – cold, hard facts only – of the lower rate.
- Make sure it's for the same country, same currency, and on the exact same date. And yes, time travel is prohibited.
The Payback
If we squint at your proof and say, "Darn it, they're right!", then here's what happens:
- We cough up the difference.
- It lands in your company account quicker than you can say "Cha-ching!"
Note: This lucrative back-scratching is subject to approval because, well, rules.
Swipin’ Right on These Terms Means:
- You're awesome (obviously).
You agree to these knee-slapping terms and conditions.
- ※ Swipey reserves the right to update these T&Cs as often as grandma shares her opinion on marriage.
End of the Road, Folks!
That's it! Now, go forth and become the Indiana Jones of FX rates – treasure awaits! ⚔️💰🤠
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